Place all the ingredients (Yellow Onion, Carrot, Apple Cider Vinegar, Sugar, and Celery Seeds), except the Kraft Miracle Whip and shredded cabbage, in a food processor.
Run on High for around 20 minutes, or until the sugar is dissolved.
Mix in the Kraft Miracle Whip, and process for 20 seconds or so until it is thoroughly mixed.
Transfer the dressing into the mixing bowl, or the serving dish, and mix in the cabbage shredded.
Serve it immediately or wrap it in plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator for up to an hour.